I’ve been avoiding the subject of Tiger’s amazing victory because I don’t want to admit that he is superhuman and I am an ant. But I’m out sick today! So I guess it is time to admit that I am an ant, at least.

Today, I feel like I’m never going to get better. My head hurts, I can’t breathe, I feel exhausted but I can’t sleep. And I’m actually sitting here trying to decide whether I should try to go out for a walk around the block, but I can decide whether I can make it.

Did you hear me? I can’t decide whether I’m going to make it…around the block. Tiger Woods would probably get up out of bed, strip his house down to the rafters and completely remodel his home so that he’d be waiting for wifey when she got home. Oh, that’s right, Tiger isn’t married…

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